Golden Bombshell Stuffed Blondies

When I had to decide which pictures to use, I started singing. I instantly became happy and my life was once again made anew... good food will do it every time. These Golden Bombshell Stuffed Blondies are the reason why I'll be pregnant before next year. A man is going to eat these, decide that I'm the woman for him and have his way with me... COTDAMNIT these are the fucking best. I'm being really vulgar and I don't give a shit because they are that good. I cursed while thinking of all the naughty things these blondies could have me doing.

I win! These are so buttery, decadent, life changing, delicious... My God! These blondies have a sugar cookie bottom, golden Oreo center and a white chocolate chip brownie topping It's the trifecta and possible holy grail of desserts. 

It's 12:30 am and I'm contemplating walking into the kitchen to make a batch. It doesn't take much to make and all you need is a little "elbow grease" to get the job done. I used 2 bowls and 1 spatula; partly because my little brother was at my house volunteering to clean for me and partly because I knew even his best clean was still horrible. 

I wonder if I can pay people in Blondies?!? Try them yourself and tell me if you think they are delish... I know they are, but you can tell me anyway.

THE RECIPE

For the Sugar Cookie Layer

  • 1 ½ c. All Purpose Flour
  • ¾ c. Light Brown Sugar
  • ¼ c. White Sugar
  • ½ c. Butter, salted
  • 1 Egg
  • 2 tsp. Vanilla Extract
  • ½ tsp. Cornstarch
  • ½ tsp. Baking Powder
  • ½ tsp. Baking Soda
  1. Cream the butter & sugar together.
  2. Add vanilla & egg then mix well.
  3. Add the baking powder, soda & cornstarch. Mix.
  4. Incorporate the flour slowly.
  5. Set aside.

For the Brownie Layer

  • 1 c. All Purpose Flour
  • 1 c. Dark Brown Sugar
  • ½ c. White Chocolate, chopped
  • ½ c. Butter, salted & melted
  • 1 Egg
  • 2 tsp. Vanilla Extract
  • ¼ tsp. Baking Powder
  • ½ tsp. Baking Soda
  1. Stir the brown sugar into the melted butter.
  2. Add vanilla & egg then mix well.
  3. In a separate bowl, mix the flour, baking powder and baking soda together, then slowly add to the wet ingredients until fully combined.
  4. Set aside.

For the Oreo Layer

  • 18-24 Golden Oreos

Okay, I know there are so many steps to this, but I promise it's worth it. The assembly is the best part because if you are greedy (like me), you'll be licking the spatula and dipping your finger in the bowls at the end.

  1. Preheat oven to 325 degrees.
  2. Line your baking dish with parchment paper, a silicone mat or some aluminum foil.
  3. Place an even layer of the cookie dough on the bottom. 
  4. Add the oreos in a single layer on top of the cookie dough.
  5. Place an even layer of the brownie dough on the top.
  6. Bake for 45 minutes if you're the person that loves your cookies "well done" and 40 minutes if you're like me and love a soft, chewy ass cookie. You'll know the blondie is done if it passes the knife test.
  7. Rest for at least 30-40 minutes before cutting. I know it's hard but resist, otherwise, you'll blondies will fall apart and you'll end up with some type of blessed crumble.
  8. Enjoy!